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I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

Billy Wilder

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Billy Wilder
Age: 95 †
Born: 1906
Born: June 22
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
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Samuel Wilder
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Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
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The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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I just always think, 'Do I like it?' And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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