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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Billy Wilder

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Billy Wilder
Age: 95 †
Born: 1906
Born: June 22
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Film Director
Film Producer
Filmmaker
Journalist
Screenwriter
Writer
Samuel Wilder
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Kill
Sweet
Funny
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Truth
Going
People
Sarcastic

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If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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