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I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.

Billy Eichner

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Billy Eichner
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: September 18
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I couldn't just get up every day and be miserable and complain.
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