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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
Baseball Player
Comedian
Director
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Presenter
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
New York City
New York
William Edward Crystal
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Don't give up your power.
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.
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I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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I'm married - I've caught my limit.
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I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it.
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Change is such hard work.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
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I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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Gentlemen, start your egos!
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