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Billy Crystal

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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
Baseball Player
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New York City
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William Edward Crystal
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I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
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I always came away thinking I'd like to see her more, you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?
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Gentlemen, start your egos!
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I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it'll warm your heart, it'll make your eyes glisten, and it'll make you think to yourselves: Robin Williams, what a concept.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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I'm married - I've caught my limit.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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