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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
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Comedian
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New York City
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William Edward Crystal
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The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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