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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
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New York City
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William Edward Crystal
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For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it'll warm your heart, it'll make your eyes glisten, and it'll make you think to yourselves: Robin Williams, what a concept.
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I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.
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Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.
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I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
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I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place
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I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it.
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I'm married - I've caught my limit.
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Don't give up your power.
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I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
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Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
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I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.
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Change is such hard work.
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I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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