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I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
Baseball Player
Comedian
Director
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Presenter
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
New York City
New York
William Edward Crystal
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I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.
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I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
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