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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
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William Edward Crystal
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Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
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I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
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Gentlemen, start your egos!
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You give up your dream, you give up.
Billy Crystal
[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
Billy Crystal
Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
Billy Crystal
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?
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Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.
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I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
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I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.
Billy Crystal
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Change is such hard work.
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I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
Billy Crystal
I always came away thinking I'd like to see her more, you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
Billy Crystal
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
Billy Crystal
Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
Billy Crystal
The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
Billy Crystal
