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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
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Baseball Player
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Film Director
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William Edward Crystal
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Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place
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My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
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