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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
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William Edward Crystal
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it'll warm your heart, it'll make your eyes glisten, and it'll make you think to yourselves: Robin Williams, what a concept.
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Don't give up your power.
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I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
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Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so extraordinary, and I didn't care if they were true or not after a while. ... I don't know if he really got high with Humphrey Bogart or not. It didn't matter because he was painting these fantastic pictures.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
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Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
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Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it.
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I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.
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I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.
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