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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
Baseball Player
Comedian
Director
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Singer
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New York City
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William Edward Crystal
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