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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
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New York City
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