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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

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Billy Crystal
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: March 14
Actor
Baseball Player
Comedian
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New York City
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William Edward Crystal
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I always came away thinking I'd like to see her more, you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
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