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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
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I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
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