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I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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I don't aim to offend.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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