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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
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If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
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If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
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Never trust anybody with only one book.
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The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.
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,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.
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I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
Billy Connolly
For me, it's about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten.
Billy Connolly
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here?
Billy Connolly
Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
Billy Connolly
I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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