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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Guitarist
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Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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Gently
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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