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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Glasgow
Scotland
Sir William Connolly
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When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
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Don't die until you're dead.
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If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
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I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?
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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.
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I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy..
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Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born nowhere! It's over!
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Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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I don't aim to offend.
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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