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Try to live in a place you like.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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Sir William Connolly
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The more you know the less the better.
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
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Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
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For me, it's about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten.
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I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.
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I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.
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If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
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If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born nowhere! It's over!
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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