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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
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[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.
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If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.
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There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
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I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.
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In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born nowhere! It's over!
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Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
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People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
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I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really.
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
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A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!
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I don't aim to offend.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. Is this yours? she asked probably said Paddy she burns everything else
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