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Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.
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I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy..
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I don't aim to offend.
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Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born nowhere! It's over!
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Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
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The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
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I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.
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