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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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Sir William Connolly
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
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I'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.
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Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.
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Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.
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I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.
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I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?
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