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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

Billy Connolly

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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
Sir William Connolly
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I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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I don't aim to offend.
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A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!
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Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
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The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
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I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
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