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The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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