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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Guitarist
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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