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I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.

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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.
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I don't aim to offend.
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