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I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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