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I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.

Billy Connolly

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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.
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Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born nowhere! It's over!
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