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Don't die until you're dead.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
Comedian
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Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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I'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I'm desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I'm going back, but I'm not. I'd rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.
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In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
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Never trust anybody with only one book.
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The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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I don't aim to offend.
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I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.
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I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.
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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, Did you fall? He said, No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.
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I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy..
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Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
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