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I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy..
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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Sir William Connolly
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The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.
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People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, Did you fall? He said, No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.
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I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.
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When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
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I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.
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Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born nowhere! It's over!
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
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Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
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There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge - but not a sausage.
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