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In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
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I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
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Try to live in a place you like.
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A fart is just your arse applauding.
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
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Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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