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The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
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Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.
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For me, it's about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten.
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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Never trust anybody with only one book.
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On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
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The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.
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I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Try to live in a place you like.
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A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born nowhere! It's over!
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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
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I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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