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The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Guitarist
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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