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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?
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I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
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The more you know the less the better.
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I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
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If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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