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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.
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I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I'm desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I'm going back, but I'm not. I'd rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.
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Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.
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On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
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Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.
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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
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The more you know the less the better.
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I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: Hey ? I know you! You're That Guy..
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.
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