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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
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Guitarist
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I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. It's the best in the world, he said. What type is it?, I asked and he said ten past twelve.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
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I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.
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I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.
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For me, it's about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten.
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If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.
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I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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I don't aim to offend.
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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.
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I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.
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Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
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When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.
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Never trust anybody with only one book.
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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