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Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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Sir William Connolly
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I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, Did you fall? He said, No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
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When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
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Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
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Don't die until you're dead.
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Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
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I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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