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Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
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I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, Did you fall? He said, No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
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The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.
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Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
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Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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The more you know the less the better.
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I don't aim to offend.
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Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
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I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
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I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.
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I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
Billy Connolly
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
Billy Connolly
Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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