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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
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Sir William Connolly
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.
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When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
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Don't die until you're dead.
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I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.
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I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, Did you fall? He said, No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.
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I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.
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Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
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There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
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Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. It's the best in the world, he said. What type is it?, I asked and he said ten past twelve.
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Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.
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In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
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The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.
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