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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Age: 81
Born: 1942
Born: November 24
Actor
Banjoist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
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Stage Actor
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Glasgow
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Sir William Connolly
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