Treat your past as a book that you learn from instead of a hammer that you beat yourself up about.

Government can take your money at gunpoint businesses have to persuade you.

Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President.

The reason the first three Star Wars movies were so terrific, and the second three sucked so bad, is actually very simple. The first three were about rebels, shooting guns and driving fast, and speaking with American accents. The second three were about politicians, discussing treaties and holding court, and speaking with British accents.

Nothing penetrates the liberal's sense of moral outrage.

Civilizations fall because the people inside the Sanctuary throw open the gates.

We've gone from looking up at the moon to looking down at Instagram.

The definition of a Racist is anybody winning an argument with a liberal.

Any idiot can build bombs. Our Trinity sits not on some desert sand seared into glass at an abandoned, sad pillar of stones. It's in our heads and our hearts, it's in our genes, this beautiful, gorgeous marriage of money, freedom and ingenuity.

You tell the big lie by carefully selecting only the small, isolated truths, linking them in such a way that that advance the bigger lie by painting a picture inside the viewer's head. The Ascended High Master of this Dark Art is Noam Chomsky.