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Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Washington
District of Columbia
Planet
Choke
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Earth
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Bogs
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Gases
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Atmosphere
Poisonous

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