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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
Author
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Washington
District of Columbia
Problem
Whole
Think
Thinking
Lips
Move
Moving

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