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It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Washington
District of Columbia
Somebody
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Work

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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
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What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?
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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
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To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
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I've never sat down to quantify how many hours I actually spend on the strip. I use the deadlines to estimate my progress each month I know that I have to produce so many strips, and by the end of the month I'll make sure that I have.
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For me, it's been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity. I've been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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