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Bill Watterson
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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!
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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what?
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Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.
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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
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The problem with people is that they're only human.
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I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
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