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Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Cartoonist
Comics Artist
Washington
District of Columbia
Christmas
Questions
Yeah
Actually

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