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A REAL job is a job you hate.

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
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It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
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CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Obviously the role of comics is changing very fast. On the one hand, comics are widely accepted and taken seriously. On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
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Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.
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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
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