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Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it I??
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Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
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Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
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Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.
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