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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

Bill Watterson

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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I played in rock bands in college and then right out of college I moved over to Europe and lived in Ireland for about four years playing in indie rock bands. I love and miss being in a band, I still am in a band but pursuing that as a career I definitely missed it but I felt like that ship had sailed.
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So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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I've always been a huge fan of fantasy and adventure, putting yourself in someone else's shoes, I'm sure that's why I'm an actor. It's why I played with action figures as a kid, that's why I wrote and drew and read comics as a kid.
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