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I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Washington
District of Columbia
Calvin
Novelty
Christmas
Funny
Song
Every
Time
Hobbes

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