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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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Cartoonist
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Washington
District of Columbia
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Comic

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You know, maybe we don't need enemies. Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
Bill Watterson
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To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
Bill Watterson
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
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I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet the deadline, they don't care when I work or how I work.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
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I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
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Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well.
Bill Watterson