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Bill Watterson
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: July 5
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
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For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
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Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being cool. Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be cool. Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
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Sleepwalking? Nightmare? Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
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I've always been a huge fan of fantasy and adventure, putting yourself in someone else's shoes, I'm sure that's why I'm an actor. It's why I played with action figures as a kid, that's why I wrote and drew and read comics as a kid.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN
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Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
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HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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A REAL job is a job you hate.
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As Calvin and Hobbes went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity. One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what's going on in Calvin's head.
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There's more to this world than just people, you know.
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I'm a misunderstood genius.
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